{"product_id":"sack-d-chill-the-f-ck-out-caffeine-free-peppermint-tea","title":"SACK’D Chill the F*ck Out – Caffeine-Free Peppermint Tea","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePeppermint SACK'D — the most refreshing inappropriate tea on the internet.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eSACK'D is a novelty gag gift disguised as seriously good tea, and Peppermint is the one for when you need to calm down but still want to cause a scene. A cool, crisp, caffeine-free peppermint tea in testicle-shaped tea bags that have gone viral for obvious reasons.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eWhether you're looking for a funny stress relief gift, a naughty tea gift for someone who needs to relax, or a caffeine-free gag gift that actually tastes great, Peppermint SACK'D delivers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eClean, refreshing, and unapologetically minty, this blend is pure peppermint leaves with nothing added — no caffeine, no bitterness, no nonsense. Just a proper herbal tea that happens to come in the most absurd shape on the internet. Steep your way back to sanity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy people love SACK'D Peppermint:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eTesticle-shaped tea bags that turn relaxation into a conversation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePure peppermint, caffeine-free, naturally calming\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eCool, crisp, clean finish — no bitterness\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eIndividually wrapped for freshness and hygiene\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e10 tea bags per box\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe perfect gag gift for:\u003c\/strong\u003e birthdays, white elephant exchanges, office gifts, Secret Santa, self-care gifts, stocking stuffers, housewarming gifts, get-well-soon presents, funny gift for stressed friends, or anyone who needs to chill out but refuses to take themselves seriously.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIngredients:\u003c\/strong\u003e Peppermint leaves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging we're proud of:\u003c\/strong\u003e Every SACK'D box is kraft paper, the tea bags themselves are fully biodegradable, and each one is sealed in biodegradable glassine. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eCool tea. Ridiculous shape. Zero regrets.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"SACK'D","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46754221359289,"sku":"CJHP256492805EV","price":25.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0724\/8638\/7897\/files\/PM.png?v=1774896660","url":"https:\/\/wink-house.com\/products\/sack-d-chill-the-f-ck-out-caffeine-free-peppermint-tea","provider":"SACK'D","version":"1.0","type":"link"}