Earl Grey SACK'D — the most refined inappropriate tea on the internet.
SACK'D is a novelty gag gift disguised as seriously good tea, and Earl Grey is where British sophistication meets immature genius. A premium black tea infused with real bergamot oil — in nutsack-shaped tea bags so absurd, Buckingham Palace would need a moment.
Citrusy, smooth, and unmistakably Earl Grey, this blend delivers the bright bergamot finish tea snobs actually care about. It's the kind of cup you'd serve in fine china, if fine china could handle the shape dangling into it.
Why people love SACK'D Earl Grey:
- Nutsack-shaped tea bags for the tea drinker who thought they'd seen it all
- Real bergamot oil, not artificial flavoring
- Smooth, citrusy, refined finish that holds up to milk or lemon
The perfect gag gift for: birthdays, Father's Day, stocking stuffers, Secret Santa, white elephant exchanges, housewarmings, bachelor parties, groomsmen gifts, retirement parties, Anglophiles, PBS dads, anyone who quotes Star Trek, or the tea snob in your life who needs taking down a peg.
Ingredients: Black tea, natural bergamot oil.
Packaging we're proud of: Every SACK'D box is kraft paper, the tea bags themselves are fully biodegradable, and each one is sealed in biodegradable glassine.
Refined tea. Unrefined shape. Zero regrets.
