SACK’D Chill the F*ck Out – Caffeine-Free Peppermint Tea

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Peppermint SACK'D — the most refreshing inappropriate tea on the internet.

SACK'D is a novelty gag gift disguised as seriously good tea, and Peppermint is the one for when you need to calm down but still want to cause a scene. A cool, crisp, caffeine-free peppermint tea in testicle-shaped tea bags that have gone viral for obvious reasons.

Whether you're looking for a funny stress relief gift, a naughty tea gift for someone who needs to relax, or a caffeine-free gag gift that actually tastes great, Peppermint SACK'D delivers.

Clean, refreshing, and unapologetically minty, this blend is pure peppermint leaves with nothing added — no caffeine, no bitterness, no nonsense. Just a proper herbal tea that happens to come in the most absurd shape on the internet. Steep your way back to sanity.

Why people love SACK'D Peppermint:

  • Testicle-shaped tea bags that turn relaxation into a conversation
  • Pure peppermint, caffeine-free, naturally calming
  • Cool, crisp, clean finish — no bitterness
  • Individually wrapped for freshness and hygiene
  • 10 tea bags per box

The perfect gag gift for: birthdays, white elephant exchanges, office gifts, Secret Santa, self-care gifts, stocking stuffers, housewarming gifts, get-well-soon presents, funny gift for stressed friends, or anyone who needs to chill out but refuses to take themselves seriously.

Ingredients: Peppermint leaves.

Packaging we're proud of: Every SACK'D box is kraft paper, the tea bags themselves are fully biodegradable, and each one is sealed in biodegradable glassine.

Cool tea. Ridiculous shape. Zero regrets.

Wink House LLC does not accept returns. All sales are final. Please carefully review your order before confirming your purchase — including product specifications, size, color, and any other relevant details.

Customer Reviews

Overall rating: 4.8 / 5 from 10 reviews.

Got this flavor for a gift. The box was smashed almost flat. I’m sure the tea is fine just a little disappointed that the presentation isn’t as nice as the other variety I bought. That one came in its own small box.

SACK’D Chill the F*ck Out – Caffeine-Free Peppermint Tea

Store owner replied: Thank you for the honest feedback — sorry one of the boxes arrived damaged. We’ve upgraded our shipping protection to help prevent this going forward. Please email us with your order number and we’ll make it right with a replacement or another solution.

My girlfriend is a psychologist and she loved that art hahah

SACK’D Chill the F*ck Out – Caffeine-Free Peppermint Tea

Store owner replied: Thanks so much! Glad she loved the art — finally, a tea box with enough psychological damage to be professionally appreciated.

Amazeballs! Thanks for the clever, fun packaging of a caffeine free tasty tea!

SACK’D Chill the F*ck Out – Caffeine-Free Peppermint Tea

Store owner replied: Thank you, Susan! “Amazeballs” is exactly the kind of review we live for. Glad the caffeine-free tea hit the spot and the packaging got the laugh it deserved.

Great product, so fun. Son gave it to his sister for a bday gift! It was hilarious!!

SACK’D Chill the F*ck Out – Caffeine-Free Peppermint Tea

Store owner replied: Thanks so much! That’s exactly the kind of birthday chaos we love to hear about. Glad it got the laugh it deserved.