Jasmine SACK'D — the classiest inappropriate tea on the internet.
SACK'D is a novelty gag gift disguised as premium tea, and Jasmine is our most refined blend yet. A smooth, fragrant jasmine green tea — quietly elegant in the cup, outrageously shaped in the bag. It's the kind of gift that makes tea snobs laugh and ask for a second cup.
Whether you're looking for a funny green tea gift, a unique present for a tea lover, or a bachelorette party gag gift nobody sees coming, Jasmine SACK'D delivers.
Hand-scented with real jasmine blossoms over premium green tea leaves, this blend delivers a clean, floral, subtly sweet profile. Light enough for afternoon sipping, bold enough to hold its own — until someone glances into the mug and realizes what's steeping.
Why people love SACK'D Jasmine:
- Ballsack-shaped tea bags that turn every cup into a conversation
- Premium jasmine green tea — genuinely good, not just a gag
- Smooth, floral, clean finish with zero bitterness
- Individually wrapped for freshness and hygiene
The perfect gag gift for: tea lovers, birthdays, Mother's Day, bachelorette parties, bridal showers, housewarmings, Secret Santa, white elephant exchanges, retirement parties, funny gift for her, gift for girlfriend, gift for wife, or anyone who thinks they've received every kind of tea already.
Ingredients: Premium green tea, dried jasmine blossoms.
Packaging we're proud of: Every SACK'D box is kraft paper, the tea bags themselves are fully biodegradable, and each one is sealed in biodegradable glassine.
Elegant tea. Inappropriate shape. Zero regrets.
