Jasmine SACK'D — the classiest inappropriate tea on the internet.
SACK'D is a novelty gag gift disguised as premium tea, and Jasmine is our most refined blend yet. A smooth, fragrant jasmine green tea — quietly elegant in the cup, outrageously shaped in the bag. It's the kind of gift that makes tea snobs laugh and ask for a second cup.
Hand-scented with real jasmine blossoms over premium green tea leaves, this blend delivers a clean, floral, subtly sweet profile. Light enough for afternoon sipping, bold enough to hold its own — until someone glances into the mug and realizes what's steeping.
Why people love SACK'D Jasmine:
- Ballsack-shaped tea bags that turn every cup into a conversation
- Premium jasmine green tea — genuinely good, not just a gag
- Smooth, floral, clean finish with zero bitterness
The perfect gag gift for: tea lovers, birthdays, Father's Day, Mother's Day (for the cool moms), housewarmings, Secret Santa, white elephant exchanges, bridal showers, retirement parties, coworkers you actually like, or anyone who thinks they've received every kind of tea already.
Ingredients: Premium green tea, dried jasmine blossoms.
Packaging we're proud of: Every SACK'D box is kraft paper, the tea bags themselves are fully biodegradable, and each one is sealed in biodegradable glassine.
Elegant tea. Inappropriate shape. Zero regrets.
