English Breakfast SACK'D — the boldest inappropriate tea on the internet.
SACK'D is a novelty gag gift disguised as seriously good tea, and English Breakfast is the blend that earns its keep every morning. A bold, full-bodied black tea in outrageously shaped tea bags. Strong enough to make coffee nervous.
Rich, malty, and full of caffeine, this classic holds up to milk, sugar, or absolutely nothing at all. It's the proper British morning brew your nan would approve of — right up until she sees the bag.
Why people love SACK'D English Breakfast:
- Novelty tea bags shaped to wake everyone up, not just you
- Rich, malty, full-bodied flavor with serious caffeine
- Smooth enough for milk and sugar, bold enough to drink black
The perfect gag gift for: Father's Day, birthdays, coworkers, office Secret Santa, white elephant exchanges, groomsmen gifts, bachelor parties, housewarmings, retirement parties, British expats, coffee snobs who need humbling, or any morning person who thinks they've seen it all.
Ingredients: Black tea.
Packaging we're proud of: Every SACK'D box is kraft paper, the tea bags themselves are fully biodegradable, and each one is sealed in biodegradable glassine.
Proper tea. Improper shape. Zero regrets.
