English Breakfast SACK'D — the most inappropriate tea gift on the internet.
SACK'D is a novelty gag gift disguised as seriously good tea: a bold, full-bodied English Breakfast black tea brewed from cheekily testicle-shaped tea bags that have gone viral for obvious reasons. It's the rare gag gift people actually keep using after the laugh — because it genuinely tastes incredible.
Whether you're looking for a funny gift for him, a unique holiday present, or a novelty tea gift that actually tastes amazing, English Breakfast SACK'D delivers.
English Breakfast is our most classic blend yet. Premium black tea is crafted for a rich, malty, full-bodied cup with a clean, satisfying finish. No artificial flavoring, no syrupy aftertaste — just a proper morning tea that happens to come in the most memorable shape on the internet.
Steep it, gift it, or leave the box on the kitchen counter and wait for the screams.
Why people love SACK'D:
Testicle-shaped tea bags that double as an instant conversation piece
Premium loose-leaf black tea inside — not a cheap novelty filler
Bold, malty flavor with a smooth, full-bodied finish
Individually wrapped for freshness and hygiene
The perfect gag gift for: birthdays, anniversaries, bachelor and bachelorette parties, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Secret Santa, white elephant exchanges, Christmas, housewarmings, groomsmen gifts, funny gift for boyfriend, funny gift for husband, or the friend who swears they've already seen everything.
Ingredients: Premium black tea blend.
Packaging we're proud of: Every SACK'D box is kraft paper, the tea bags themselves are fully biodegradable, and each one is sealed in biodegradable glassine.
Real tea. Real ingredients. Ridiculous shape. Zero regrets.
Wink House LLC does not accept returns. All sales are final.
Please carefully review your order before confirming your purchase — including product specifications, size, color, and any other relevant details.
Customer Reviews
Overall rating: 4.9 / 5 from 56 reviews.
I bought these for my sister and Mum in Bendigo Australia. The tea bags arrived just in time as I visited my sister after her surgery who knew these ball tea bags could make her laugh after a grilling 5 hour operation and entertained our family, nurses and doctors too! This was my sisters first cuppa after her op and she said it was the best cuppa of love and laughter ever!!! Thankyou so much for bringing us the joy of happiness in a box!
Store owner replied:
Kylie, this might be one of the most heartwarming reviews we've ever received! ❤️ Knowing that our silly little tea bags brought laughter to your sister, family, and even the hospital staff after such a tough day means the world to us. We wish your sister a smooth and speedy recovery, and thank you for reminding us that sometimes a little laughter really is the best medicine! Sending lots of love from the SACK’D team! 💛
It's your average tasting black tea, the bag design is hilarious and this was a hit at the family get together.
Store owner replied:
Thanks so much! Glad SACK’D was a hit at the family get-together — that’s exactly the kind of reaction we love hearing about.
The oooooonly complaint I have is, when the string and paper tab gets wet it “bleeds” down the mug and leaves a puddle.
Whiiiich is funny in its own way. 😁
All in all, good tea and the humor has been a hit.
Store owner replied:
Thank you so much! Glad the tea and humor were a hit — and thank you for the video review, that genuinely helps us a lot.
And honestly… the tab bleeding down the mug is not ideal, but accidentally very on-brand. We’re looking into improving that part, so we really appreciate you pointing it out.
Thanks again for getting SACK’D.
Store owner replied:
This might be our favorite review ever.
We fully support embracing your inner 12-year-old, especially when good tea is involved.
Thanks for the laugh and for the love. ☕️😄
I work in an aged care facility. I really love the oldies and they love a good laugh. One resident asks me every day if I could make him a cup of tea that is so hot that his pubes will fall out. This has been going on for a few years now and now he asks me to make him a ball buster. Hahaha so I accidentally came across your sack’d advertisement on line and had to buy the tea bags. Haha
Store owner replied:
Tracy, this might be the funniest review we've ever received! 😂 We absolutely love that SACK'D has become part of a years-long joke. Please tell him we hope our tea lives up to his ball-busting expectations! Thanks for sharing this brilliant story and for bringing some extra laughs to the residents! ❤️
Great product. Notification was off, I was notified the product arrived but there was no code for a locker which my apartment complex has & no information as to where the product was delivered.
Store owner replied:
Hi Deborah, thank you for your feedback! We're sorry to hear about the delivery confusion. Please reach out to us at info@wink-house.com with your order number, and we'll be happy to look into this and help you locate your package!
Store owner replied:
That’s exactly the kind of gift reaction we love. So glad your sister loved it — and we’ll be here when you’re ready to get SACK’D again.
Store owner replied:
Hi Jim,
We’re sorry to hear you were disappointed. Each box includes 10 tea bags, as listed on the product page, but we understand this may not have matched your expectations. If there was a specific quality issue with your order, please email us at info@wink-house.com and we’ll be happy to look into it.
Love the sense of humor behind it, love what a portion of the money supports. And it came in a timely fashion.
Store owner replied:
Thank you so much! We’re really glad you loved the humor behind SACK’D — and even happier it arrived on time. We appreciate the support more than you know.
This is hilarious and we get a giggle out of it each time we have tea. Tea is also delicious!
Store owner replied:
Thank you so much! That’s exactly what we hoped for — tea that tastes good and causes completely unnecessary giggles.
Glad you’re enjoying it, and thanks for getting SACK’D.
The tea bags and graphics are fab, but sadly my box arrived damaged (let down by the UK shipping partner using a jiffy bag rather than a sturdy box), so I couldn't give them as a gift as intended. Zak at Wink House was great and responded same day with options for a refund or replacement, and my refund was issued the very next day. Excellent customer service, thank you!
Store owner replied:
Thanks for the thoughtful review — really glad you loved the tea and graphics.
Sorry again about the packaging on that order. Since then, we’ve upgraded our international shipping and now use a second outer box to better protect everything in transit, especially for gifts.
Appreciate you highlighting the support experience — and hope we get another shot at delivering it the way it’s meant to arrive.
Fun design and a tasty tea! My English husband absolutely loved it!!!!
Store owner replied:
Glad it landed exactly where it should 🇬🇧😏
Fun to look at, even better to drink — appreciate you making SACK’D part of the gift.
Loved this as a "gag" gift for hubby. Originally I was accidentally sent green tea instead of black tea, but the company immediately shipped me out the correct one after I emailed them. Overall very happy.
Store owner replied:
Glad it landed exactly how it should 😏
Appreciate you flagging the mix-up — we’ll always fix it fast. Happy it ended up being a hit (and the right tea this time).
Store owner replied:
Love to hear that — appreciate you 🙌
We’ll be here when you’re ready to grab one for yourself.
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