SACK'D English Breakfast – Bold Black Tea

Regular price
$25.90
Regular price
$25.90
Sale price
$25.90
$49+ orders ship free — shipping calculated at checkout

English Breakfast SACK'D — the most inappropriate tea gift on the internet.

SACK'D is a novelty gag gift disguised as seriously good tea: a bold, full-bodied English Breakfast black tea brewed from cheekily testicle-shaped tea bags that have gone viral for obvious reasons. It's the rare gag gift people actually keep using after the laugh — because it genuinely tastes incredible.

Whether you're looking for a funny gift for him, a unique holiday present, or a novelty tea gift that actually tastes amazing, English Breakfast SACK'D delivers.

English Breakfast is our most classic blend yet. Premium black tea is crafted for a rich, malty, full-bodied cup with a clean, satisfying finish. No artificial flavoring, no syrupy aftertaste — just a proper morning tea that happens to come in the most memorable shape on the internet.

Steep it, gift it, or leave the box on the kitchen counter and wait for the screams.

Why people love SACK'D:

  • Testicle-shaped tea bags that double as an instant conversation piece
  • Premium loose-leaf black tea inside — not a cheap novelty filler
  • Bold, malty flavor with a smooth, full-bodied finish
  • Individually wrapped for freshness and hygiene

The perfect gag gift for: birthdays, anniversaries, bachelor and bachelorette parties, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Secret Santa, white elephant exchanges, Christmas, housewarmings, groomsmen gifts, funny gift for boyfriend, funny gift for husband, or the friend who swears they've already seen everything.

Ingredients: Premium black tea blend.

Packaging we're proud of: Every SACK'D box is kraft paper, the tea bags themselves are fully biodegradable, and each one is sealed in biodegradable glassine.

Real tea. Real ingredients. Ridiculous shape. Zero regrets.

Wink House LLC does not accept returns. All sales are final. Please carefully review your order before confirming your purchase — including product specifications, size, color, and any other relevant details.

Customer Reviews

Overall rating: 4.9 / 5 from 47 reviews.

Customer photo review of English Breakfast SACK’D – Bold Black Tea

It's your average tasting black tea, the bag design is hilarious and this was a hit at the family get together.

English Breakfast SACK’D – Bold Black Tea

Store owner replied: Thanks so much! Glad SACK’D was a hit at the family get-together — that’s exactly the kind of reaction we love hearing about.

Customer video review of English Breakfast SACK’D – Bold Black Tea

The oooooonly complaint I have is, when the string and paper tab gets wet it “bleeds” down the mug and leaves a puddle. Whiiiich is funny in its own way. 😁 All in all, good tea and the humor has been a hit.

English Breakfast SACK’D – Bold Black Tea

Store owner replied: Thank you so much! Glad the tea and humor were a hit — and thank you for the video review, that genuinely helps us a lot. And honestly… the tab bleeding down the mug is not ideal, but accidentally very on-brand. We’re looking into improving that part, so we really appreciate you pointing it out. Thanks again for getting SACK’D.

Customer photo review of English Breakfast SACK’D – Bold Black Tea

So funny!! My friends were laughing like crazy!

English Breakfast SACK’D – Bold Black Tea

Store owner replied: Mission accomplished. Nothing better than making a whole room laugh. Thanks for the support!

Customer photo review of English Breakfast SACK’D – Bold Black Tea

Not only does the whole concept bring out my inner 12 year old, they taste good. Who doesn’t need to have a good ole’ chuckle?

English Breakfast SACK’D – Bold Black Tea

Store owner replied: This might be our favorite review ever. We fully support embracing your inner 12-year-old, especially when good tea is involved. Thanks for the laugh and for the love. ☕️😄

Perfectly packages and delivered. My aunt thought they were a hoot!

SACK'D English Breakfast – Bold Black Tea

Store owner replied: Love hearing that — perfectly packed, safely delivered, and aunt-approved. Glad she got a good laugh out of them!

We love novelty items like this and it's something you can use ... nice cuppa

SACK'D English Breakfast – Bold Black Tea

Store owner replied: Love that — a good laugh and a proper cuppa is exactly the idea. Glad you’re enjoying it!

Bought this as a gift for my tea-loving friend and she laughed and loved it!! Funny and delicious!!

SACK'D English Breakfast – Bold Black Tea

Store owner replied: The best kind of gift — good for a laugh AND a good cup of tea! Thanks so much! 😄

Made the perfect gift :)

English Breakfast SACK’D – Bold Black Tea

Store owner replied: Thanks so much! That’s exactly what we love to hear — SACK’D was built to be the gift people actually remember.

The English breakfast tea is great a d the bags are so fun! This was a Father's day gift and it was perfect!

English Breakfast SACK’D – Bold Black Tea

Store owner replied: Thanks so much! Glad the English Breakfast hit the mark — and even happier the bags made the Father’s Day gift perfect.

Love the idea. Bought as gifts

English Breakfast SACK’D – Bold Black Tea

Store owner replied: Thanks, Midge! That’s exactly what SACK’D was made for — questionable gifts with genuinely good tea inside. Hope they loved them.

Was a gift. Mate loves them

English Breakfast SACK’D – Bold Black Tea

Store owner replied: That’s the gift reaction we love. Glad your mate loved them — English Breakfast knows how to make an entrance.

Love it!!! Shop actually responds to emails and has great customer service.

English Breakfast SACK’D – Bold Black Tea

Store owner replied: Love hearing this. Great tea is the goal — but answering emails and taking care of people is part of the deal. Glad you loved it.

I got this for my sister as a gift. She loved it. Would definitely buy again.

English Breakfast SACK’D – Bold Black Tea

Store owner replied: That’s exactly the kind of gift reaction we love. So glad your sister loved it — and we’ll be here when you’re ready to get SACK’D again.

Lots of laughs!! Tea is great too!!!!

English Breakfast SACK’D – Bold Black Tea

Store owner replied: That’s the perfect combo: laughs first, great tea after. Glad English Breakfast delivered on both.

Very disappointed with the product, lack of quality and the amount that was delivered is abysmal by all standards!

English Breakfast SACK’D – Bold Black Tea

Store owner replied: Hi Jim, We’re sorry to hear you were disappointed. Each box includes 10 tea bags, as listed on the product page, but we understand this may not have matched your expectations. If there was a specific quality issue with your order, please email us at info@wink-house.com and we’ll be happy to look into it.

Love the sense of humor behind it, love what a portion of the money supports. And it came in a timely fashion.

English Breakfast SACK’D – Bold Black Tea

Store owner replied: Thank you so much! We’re really glad you loved the humor behind SACK’D — and even happier it arrived on time. We appreciate the support more than you know.

This is hilarious and we get a giggle out of it each time we have tea. Tea is also delicious!

English Breakfast SACK’D – Bold Black Tea

Store owner replied: Thank you so much! That’s exactly what we hoped for — tea that tastes good and causes completely unnecessary giggles. Glad you’re enjoying it, and thanks for getting SACK’D.

The tea bags and graphics are fab, but sadly my box arrived damaged (let down by the UK shipping partner using a jiffy bag rather than a sturdy box), so I couldn't give them as a gift as intended. Zak at Wink House was great and responded same day with options for a refund or replacement, and my refund was issued the very next day. Excellent customer service, thank you!

English Breakfast SACK’D – Bold Black Tea

Store owner replied: Thanks for the thoughtful review — really glad you loved the tea and graphics. Sorry again about the packaging on that order. Since then, we’ve upgraded our international shipping and now use a second outer box to better protect everything in transit, especially for gifts. Appreciate you highlighting the support experience — and hope we get another shot at delivering it the way it’s meant to arrive.

Fun design and a tasty tea! My English husband absolutely loved it!!!!

English Breakfast SACK’D – Bold Black Tea

Store owner replied: Glad it landed exactly where it should 🇬🇧😏 Fun to look at, even better to drink — appreciate you making SACK’D part of the gift.

Loved this as a "gag" gift for hubby. Originally I was accidentally sent green tea instead of black tea, but the company immediately shipped me out the correct one after I emailed them. Overall very happy.

English Breakfast SACK’D – Bold Black Tea

Store owner replied: Glad it landed exactly how it should 😏 Appreciate you flagging the mix-up — we’ll always fix it fast. Happy it ended up being a hit (and the right tea this time).

Fun product! Te as is actually real good!!

English Breakfast SACK’D – Bold Black Tea

Store owner replied: Glad you enjoyed it — and even better that the tea actually delivered too. Not just a pretty sack 😉

Bought as a gift and they loved it! Hoping to get some for myself soon!

English Breakfast SACK’D – Bold Black Tea

Store owner replied: Love to hear that — appreciate you 🙌 We’ll be here when you’re ready to grab one for yourself.

Very funny. I sent it to my best friend for his birthday and he loved it.

English Breakfast SACK’D – Bold Black Tea

Store owner replied: Glad he loved it. Sounds like a friend with excellent taste in tea.

This is my second order, and the product is amazing. Their customer service is amazing. Highly recommend. 10 out of 10

English Breakfast SACK’D – Bold Black Tea

Store owner replied: Thank you so much! We're really glad you're enjoying the tea and the experience. Your support means a lot.

The item that I received was damaged through shipping. The company was great to work with and they sent me a replacement immediately. That replacement arrived in perfect condition.! great company to work with.

English Breakfast SACK’D – Bold Black Tea

Store owner replied: Hi Lysha, We’re really sorry the box arrived damaged — especially since it was meant to be a gift. That’s not the experience we want for anyone. Please email us at info@wink-house.com and we’ll send you a replacement right away. We’re also reviewing our shipping protection to prevent this from happening again. Thank you for the honest feedback — we truly appreciate it.

It's nice but I haven't given it to the person yet

English Breakfast SACK’D – Bold Black Tea

Store owner replied: Hope it gets a great reaction when you do. We designed it to make an impression.

Bought these for a friend and they were a huge hit. I asked how she liked the English breakfast and she said it was great, but that OOLONG tea may be more satisfying...pun intended.

English Breakfast SACK’D – Bold Black Tea

Store owner replied: Glad they were a hit! And we always appreciate a well-steeped pun.

Got this for my bestie for her valentines... it was hilarious!!!

English Breakfast SACK’D – Bold Black Tea

Store owner replied: Best friends deserve the best kind of chaos. Glad it delivered the laughs.